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SJW's officially ruin James Bond

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  1. Gravik

    Gravik Well-Known Member Established Member

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    tt335ci03cobra Well-Known Member Established Member

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    If true, series is over.

    Sorry Ian, but all good things come to a book end in history.
     
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    Hahahah. She looks like one of the girls Bond would’ve plowed back in the old movies.


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    She's not trans or self-diagnosed with autism. I'm still offended!
     
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    WTF?

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    The enrichment is so thick you could almost taste it
     
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    97desertCobra Procharged! Established Member

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    Get woke go broke! I anticipate this will bomb hardcore and end the franchise.
     
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    COOL COBRA Hell Yes! Premium Member Established Member

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    Woman, check.
    Woman of color, check.
    No lesbian? No trans? No beastiality? Surely they can find someone with more appropriate credentials.
     
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    Read the whole article. Dan Craig is still Bond. She’s like his secretary I think. But girl power cause he doesn’t plow her in the movie.

    Bet he hits it in the ole bang bus on set though.


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    For sure he's going to hump her by the end of the show. That's what Bond does. The article is probably just tossing us a red herring.

    Maybe they'll try to pass the torch by having her give Bond a right good humping except it will be completely initiated by her to teach Bond a tough lesson he won't soon forget. She might make him call her 'Bond....James Bond'.

    In the end, though, Bond (the real one) always gets humped.
     
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    She's an uglier version of the Live and Let Die chick.

    Bond started to stink once Cubby died.
     
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    How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises and brands destroyed?
     
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    Perfect.

    The next Malcolm X needs to be white! Right?
     
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    HudsonFalcon Premium Member Premium Member Established Member Beer Money Bros.

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    Villains will be nagged to death.
     
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    Lmao last string of replies is so funny! GJ guys.


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    BOOGIE MAN Logic and Reason Established Member

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    The question is, do you think they would kill off D.Craig and then have her save the day and take over?

    Side note, I'm reminded of a skit off of a certain rap album: "...and why'd you have to go and cut your hair down low like a [African American Male]? Bitch, your head looks like a dirty tennis ball."
     
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    We already know that Lynch (“Captain Marvel”) plays MI6 agent Nomi, who shadows a retired Bond in Jamaica while CIA buddy Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright) tries to recruit him for one last mission. It apparently involves a kidnapped scientist (Ana De Armas) and a genetic engineering scheme hatched by Rami Malek’s baddie. There’s even the supposed return of Christoph Waltz’s Blofeld in a cameo right out of “Silence of the Lambs,” in which “Spectre” Bond lady Madeleine (Lea Seydoux) visits him in prison to extract valuable intel. The imagination stirs with possible connections between the arch-enemy and latest villain (“Diamonds Are Forever,” “Die Another Day” come to mind).

    The radical idea of Nomi assuming Bond’s code number in the same movie is rife with excitement and controversy. It’s never happened before (although Bond was temporarily given the code number 7777 in the “You Only Live Twice” novel). But because Bond is not deceased, perhaps there’s a good reason that MI6 has not retired 007 and given it to Nomi. Who knows? Maybe Bond will even be referred to as 7777.


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    I mean, it doesn't sound that terrible.
    I'll wait for more info before melting.
     
  19. tt335ci03cobra

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    When I speed read the article I saw Craig is retired 007 and she is the active 007 but Craig gets called in to help her and bla bla.

    I’m sure it’ll be a flop. Story is flaccid like my dick after a 2 day booty call. I don’t see it touching $750m in the box office. Considering the last one topped $1.25B iirc, that’s a hard fail in line.

    I hope the article is just wrong. If it’s a probe to test a possible idea, hopefully the directors shape up and put a real script in.
     
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    There are probably at least a hundred actors that could play 007, just not enough good writers to come up with a great script. So they take the shortcut. Bring in the chick.
    Shall we play a game Mr. Bond?

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