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So frickin glad that i didn't drive my truck to work!!!!
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<blockquote data-quote="RIDE THE" data-source="post: 8360630" data-attributes="member: 38846"><p>Okay. Long story made short.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Old man comes into my dealership to buy a brand new Lincoln Town Car.</p><p></p><p>He hops in the drivers seat with his wife in the back and backs out of the parking spot and he puts it in drive. He thought his foot was on the brake so when the car started to go faster he just kept pushing down harder on the throttle pedal. </p><p></p><p>He ended up driving 3/4 of the way around the dealership and when he came around the front of the dealership he was drifting sideways through the service lane. </p><p></p><p>Old man got some skills yo.</p><p></p><p>The salesman in the passengers seat kicked the old mans foot of the throttle pedal at 75 mph just before they hit the first car.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Started off by tagging the back corner of this Cougar:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058461[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Then they hit the Rodeo in the back right 1/4 panel:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058462[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The Rodeo then got pushed over into the Kia that was parked next to it:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058463[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Good thing the Town Cars have a good front end crash rating:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058464[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>$50,000 car that had 4 miles on it. It had never been driven off the lot before:</p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058465[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Oh................</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I park my truck right behind all of this mess:</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]1058466[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>Three of our customers got a nice phone call yesterday. </p><p></p><p>"Thanks for bringing your car to us for service. It's totaled."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RIDE THE, post: 8360630, member: 38846"] Okay. Long story made short. Old man comes into my dealership to buy a brand new Lincoln Town Car. He hops in the drivers seat with his wife in the back and backs out of the parking spot and he puts it in drive. He thought his foot was on the brake so when the car started to go faster he just kept pushing down harder on the throttle pedal. He ended up driving 3/4 of the way around the dealership and when he came around the front of the dealership he was drifting sideways through the service lane. Old man got some skills yo. The salesman in the passengers seat kicked the old mans foot of the throttle pedal at 75 mph just before they hit the first car. Started off by tagging the back corner of this Cougar: [ATTACH=full]1058461[/ATTACH] Then they hit the Rodeo in the back right 1/4 panel: [ATTACH=full]1058462[/ATTACH] The Rodeo then got pushed over into the Kia that was parked next to it: [ATTACH=full]1058463[/ATTACH] Good thing the Town Cars have a good front end crash rating: [ATTACH=full]1058464[/ATTACH] $50,000 car that had 4 miles on it. It had never been driven off the lot before: [ATTACH=full]1058465[/ATTACH] Oh................ I park my truck right behind all of this mess: [ATTACH=full]1058466[/ATTACH] Three of our customers got a nice phone call yesterday. "Thanks for bringing your car to us for service. It's totaled." [/QUOTE]
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