The 12 Days of Crankoid Christmas

[SDW Racing]

I originally created this last year for our crew (of which Fred, Bruce and Ken have been part of) and figured I'd share the joy here too...Happy Holidays!:lol: :lol: :lol:


"12 Days Of Crankoid Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
cash to go racing for free.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Days at Casa Cranky,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SICK PUPS!

HOPING 2007 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL!

 

[mrmustang]

No truer words have been spoken epper: :banana: epper: :coolman: :beer:

 

[ac427cobra]

JM:

Merry Christmas you mad man!! :-D I can just picture you singing that too!! epper:

My favorite? Twelve Days at Casa Cranky! Whoa!!! I'm not sure I could handle it!! :rockon: :bowdown:

:thumbsup: :coolman: :beer:

 

[1995COBRA-R]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SICK PUPS!

HOPING 2007 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL!

That was excellent! Thanks for the post.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone. I wish everyone twelve (at least) more years of happy and enjoyable track events.

A toast to everyone!

 

[hatsharpener]

Merry Christmas to all

 

[NJ2000R]

merry christmas everyone!!!!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :thumbsup: :coolman:

and here is the official club cranky mixer of choice:

of course, some do drink da shine from time to time....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rockon:

 

[Flying Fred]

of course, some do drink da shine from time to time....

Geez Ken, don't post things like this on the forum. Besides the fact that some may have weak stomachs, I am worried that people will figure out this is a more potent (and cheaper) anesthetic than I give. That will put me out of a job. That means no moola for the car and track events. Then I will have to kill myself.... or else drink the rest of the bottle shown in that picture!
:beer:

 

[NJ2000R]

hehehe!

 

[SDW Racing]

Bruce,

You could handle 12 days at Casa Cranky.....you might be hung over and your face may hurt fro the grin factor, but you'd survive.

Fredo,

Dat NC Wash that the Club Cranky southern contingent (Club Clampett) provided hit the spot and would sure enough put you out of a job. I was barely concious as noted in the above picture....a bit cartoonish if you ask me with the black exes...who thought of that????:beer:

Also at SAAC 31 we had the Louisiana Club president (Club Crawdad) provife us with some serious Cajun Berry Wine and fine cooking from the region.


Here is a recent pic of the Crankoid midwest affiliation (Club Cheddar)....

Recognize any of these Cheeseheads???? :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: oke:

 

[Flying Fred]

Here is a recent pic of the Crankoid midwest affiliation (Club Cheddar)....

Recognize any of these Cheeseheads???? :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: oke:

OMG, brings a tear to my eyes.... and probably waves of nausea to everyone else on this forum viewing it. BTW the dude on the right ain't a true cheesehead - just another egg from Joisey (cracked of course).

 

[SDW Racing]

Fred,

We know he is from Joisey...notice how he is stepping away from you two?

Smart man!

 

[ac427cobra]

Fred,

We know he is from Joisey...notice how he is stepping away from you two?

Smart man!

JM:

I have a grin on my face because I just let a cheese fart fly. :fart: Fred's grinning because he's upwind! :-D Ken is just trying to be polite because he knows we don't get out there that often?!?! :lol: :lol:

 

['03 Sonic Blue]

I originally created this last year for our crew (of which Fred, Bruce and Ken have been part of) and figured I'd share the joy here too...Happy Holidays!:lol: :lol: :lol:


"12 Days Of Crankoid Christmas"

My true love gave to me,
Twelve Days at Casa Cranky,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SICK PUPS!

HOPING 2007 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL!

Twelve Crankoid days and no reference to farm animals??? :bs: Fraud! :lol: :beer:

 

[SDW Racing]

...Mike...just for you, the Club Cranky mascot, Jamettahhhhhhh.....

Merry Christmas you little sheep herder!

JM