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  1. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a ****in' checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a ****in checking account right now." "Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They
    both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
    "There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I
    want to open a ****in' checking account in this damn bank!" "I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

    Edited by Mod. Please don't bypass the profanity filter, thanks.
     
  2. 13COBRA

    13COBRA Resident Ford Dealer Premium Member Established Member

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  3. 4a7191a

    4a7191a Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Damn....
    I liked reading that one
     
  4. 2KBlackGT

    2KBlackGT The Man, Myth, The Legend Established Member

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    LMAO!

    Starting to like this guy.
     
  5. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Lol
     
  6. Tx5811

    Tx5811 Veni, vidi, vici Established Member

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    Lol money talks
     
  7. 32ValveRom

    32ValveRom Don't mess with Teksids Established Member

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    Lol! Nice
     
  8. woodstock93

    woodstock93 New Member Established Member

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    Good one!
     
  9. oldstv

    oldstv Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    That's funny right there!
     
  10. nxhappy

    nxhappy Well-Known Member Established Member

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    whatta bitch
     
  11. Crimson2v

    Crimson2v Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Hahaha, probably what would happen.
     

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