Well I am bored so I thought I would tell you about this past wednesday's night meet at Mo's. I had just gotten back from a ride in a friends supra swapped is300 when my friends run up to us laughing their asses off. I'm like wtf what's going on? They proceed to tell me there is a guy over there that supposedly has a 03 cobra that 230mph!!!:lol: I asked if they laid into him already and they said no....they were saving him for me.lol. Cool so which kid is it. They point to this younger teen's guy in a black beater with black spikey hair and a ****y eye. He is standing in a group of about 6-7 other guy's.
I walk up causually and ask
me"so who's the guy that went 230mph in his 03cobra?"
they all point to the same guy.
tool"yeah that's me.....wuz up my name is _______"
me trying not to laugh to much right off the bat"So where's your cobra?"
tool"I wrapped it around a tree at 40mph....it's totalled now"
me"hmmm sorry to hear that"
tool"yeah it sucks but, I will have another soon"
me"so what was done to the car"
tool"umm I'm not going to say"
me"why not....it's not like you own the car anymore"
tool"well I have a friend that works for Ford and he did the mods"
me"well what were they"
tool" well it had a pulley/CAI/exhaust system......."
me"that's it?!?"
tool"well it has some secret mods"
I ain't shitting you he actually said it had secrect mods...:bash:
me"and you went 230mph ....huh"
tool"yeah my friend was in the car and everything"
me"so what GPS system were you using?"
tool"GPS?"
me"yeah ...well your speedo only go's to 160mph.....without GPS how did you know how fast you were going?"
tool"uhhhhh"
me" You will need a car with 800 ****ing hp to run that fast....mustang's aren't great on areodynamics......after 140mph the only thing that get's you moving is hp and alot of it"
tool"well my friend was there and he works for ford so I think he would know"
me"great so your friend is physic?"
tool"look I don't have to explain it to you......I know what my car did!"
me"with the mods you were running you were prolly around 425-440rwhp.....and that aint near what would be needed to push a 3500lb brick through the air.
me"it was a coupe right?"
tool"no it was a vert actually!"
me"lol....really so you had a car that weigh's in at 3700lbs with 430rwhp and you went 230mph huh.....lol...
tool"well how fast do you think that car was capable of....I know of lots of stock guy's doing 180mph+....."
me"really ....lol...no shit...lol.. Your car on it's best day could probably do 175-180mph.....ofcourse their still would be no way to say that for sure without GPS"
tool"whatever dude.......wtf do you drive"
me"what I drive has no bearing on weither or not you went 230mph in your cobra......but, I drive a 951 if you must know"
tool" Well I have a GT at home let's take them out and run them and if I pull you on the freeway then we know I did what I say did"
me"lmao how the **** does that have to do with anything.lol"
me" but, I will race your GT no problem....go and get it"
tool"well it's at home and I road with a friend and he is my ride so I can't go and get it right now anyways"
me"lol...whatever kid. What you need to do is go read some books on car's and learn a thing or two before you actually come out here and spit bullshit.
me"I mean I have never actually hered anyone say that much crap at once before....you need to make your bullshit atleast somewhat believeable and semi- realistic"
At this point all of his friends started asking me question's about all kinds of shit and started laughing a little under the breath at their own friend.
It's amazing the kids you run into sometimes. What a moron. This kind of stuff makes cobra owner's look real bad. I know he doesn't represent you guy's at all.....if you run into some kid with a so-called 03 cobra that did 230mph....you can laugh about it and say you already hered it.lol.
Snap On must of been having a two for one sale this week...I have run into alot of tool's lately.:bash: :kaboom:
I walk up causually and ask
me"so who's the guy that went 230mph in his 03cobra?"
they all point to the same guy.
tool"yeah that's me.....wuz up my name is _______"
me trying not to laugh to much right off the bat"So where's your cobra?"
tool"I wrapped it around a tree at 40mph....it's totalled now"
me"hmmm sorry to hear that"
tool"yeah it sucks but, I will have another soon"
me"so what was done to the car"
tool"umm I'm not going to say"
me"why not....it's not like you own the car anymore"
tool"well I have a friend that works for Ford and he did the mods"
me"well what were they"
tool" well it had a pulley/CAI/exhaust system......."
me"that's it?!?"
tool"well it has some secret mods"
I ain't shitting you he actually said it had secrect mods...:bash:
me"and you went 230mph ....huh"
tool"yeah my friend was in the car and everything"
me"so what GPS system were you using?"
tool"GPS?"
me"yeah ...well your speedo only go's to 160mph.....without GPS how did you know how fast you were going?"
tool"uhhhhh"
me" You will need a car with 800 ****ing hp to run that fast....mustang's aren't great on areodynamics......after 140mph the only thing that get's you moving is hp and alot of it"
tool"well my friend was there and he works for ford so I think he would know"
me"great so your friend is physic?"
tool"look I don't have to explain it to you......I know what my car did!"
me"with the mods you were running you were prolly around 425-440rwhp.....and that aint near what would be needed to push a 3500lb brick through the air.
me"it was a coupe right?"
tool"no it was a vert actually!"
me"lol....really so you had a car that weigh's in at 3700lbs with 430rwhp and you went 230mph huh.....lol...
tool"well how fast do you think that car was capable of....I know of lots of stock guy's doing 180mph+....."
me"really ....lol...no shit...lol.. Your car on it's best day could probably do 175-180mph.....ofcourse their still would be no way to say that for sure without GPS"
tool"whatever dude.......wtf do you drive"
me"what I drive has no bearing on weither or not you went 230mph in your cobra......but, I drive a 951 if you must know"
tool" Well I have a GT at home let's take them out and run them and if I pull you on the freeway then we know I did what I say did"
me"lmao how the **** does that have to do with anything.lol"
me" but, I will race your GT no problem....go and get it"
tool"well it's at home and I road with a friend and he is my ride so I can't go and get it right now anyways"
me"lol...whatever kid. What you need to do is go read some books on car's and learn a thing or two before you actually come out here and spit bullshit.
me"I mean I have never actually hered anyone say that much crap at once before....you need to make your bullshit atleast somewhat believeable and semi- realistic"
At this point all of his friends started asking me question's about all kinds of shit and started laughing a little under the breath at their own friend.
It's amazing the kids you run into sometimes. What a moron. This kind of stuff makes cobra owner's look real bad. I know he doesn't represent you guy's at all.....if you run into some kid with a so-called 03 cobra that did 230mph....you can laugh about it and say you already hered it.lol.
Snap On must of been having a two for one sale this week...I have run into alot of tool's lately.:bash: :kaboom:
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