Tuesday Joke

[MDShelby]

Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.

If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.

 

[03cobra#694]

Lol at the first one.

 

[Badaz01]

I’m gonna slap you so hard you’ll starve to death before you wake up.


If you get any skinnier your gonna fall through your asshole and hang yourself.

 

[CobraBob]

LOL to both @MDShelby and @Badaz01. Good ones!

 

[Black02GT]

I’m gonna slap you so hard you’ll starve to death before you wake up.


If you get any skinnier your gonna fall through your asshole and hang yourself.

Wow, took a second on the 2nd post but that's some visual.

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

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