Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
"Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
" Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Perfect.
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors
changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
"Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
" Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Perfect.
