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Pranks that you have played on your significant other.

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  1. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    My GF is coming over tonight to cook me dinner, so it got me think about playing a prank on her. She gets scared easily. I will not be home when she gets home, but I am usually 2-3 minutes behind her. She has a long commute from work, so she usually comes in and immediately goes in and goes to the bathroom. I just put this picture up next to the toilet paper, and took all of the toilet paper out, and put duct tape on the toilet paper roller. This should be interesting. What pranks have you played on your significant other?

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  2. silver03svt

    silver03svt Heavy Handed Guidance Counselor Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Dutch oven is always a classic.
     
  3. lobra97

    lobra97 PIITB since 1984 Established Member

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    Not pullling out is classic too
     
  4. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    Done that :lol1:
    I don't need any more kids.
     
  5. lobra97

    lobra97 PIITB since 1984 Established Member

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    still a classic lol
     
  6. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    true
     
  7. Blackness03

    Blackness03 New Member Established Member

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    Take a condom out of the wrapper and throw it in the toilet before you leave.

    That'll be a good prank
     
  8. WireEater

    WireEater Dumpster Baby Established Member

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    I killed her once. She wasn't happy, at all.
     
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    chrisheltra New Member Established Member

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    Call me old fashioned but Im not big on pranking someone I stick my dick in.
     
  10. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    Please tell me you sang this while you did it.

    [youtube_browser]zXIuAz7aryo[/youtube_browser]

    My x wife hated when I would sing this song.
     
  11. FourSixPony

    FourSixPony Suck my Snake Established Member

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    Bang her, start crying and tell her you have AIDS.
     
  12. DriftwoodSVT

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    Saran wrap on the toilet bowl?
     
  13. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    Hmm I forgot about that old prank there. We did that at summer camp one year. It was pretty epic. I just don't want to clean that mess up.
     
  14. Mikeyb619

    Mikeyb619 Cobra Commander Established Member

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    1. fill a bowl of water and get a long pole (broomstick works great).
    2. place the bowl on the ceiling and put the pole underneath to hold it up with u holding the pole.
    3. tell her u need her to hold the pole up for a second because ur trying to contain a leak and need to run to the garage to get something to fix it. you could say other things too but u need her to grab hold of it lol
    4. try to sneak behind her and smack her on the butt, quick surprise jolt and a bowl of water comes splashing down.


    theres some great youtube videos on this prank.
     
  15. WireEater

    WireEater Dumpster Baby Established Member

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    I don't think someone old fashion would refer to their lady as "someone they stick their dick in"...LOL
     
  16. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    Nice!
    True dat. Whore maybe the word he was looking for:shrug:
     
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    93KingCobra New Member Established Member

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    01Jes Your feather should fall Established Member

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    Iv only done this once and she didnt like it one bit. Laid her down, butt up, jumped on the pony and started crawling up. They call it the Crowbar, gives them the scatters if you PIITB
     
  19. Boomer182

    Boomer182 Haveyoutriedhittingher? Established Member

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    That has been questioned if that was real or fake.
    What happens if they like it in the but?:shrug:
     
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    FourSixPony Suck my Snake Established Member

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