Friday Joke

MDShelby

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T.G.I.F.!!!!! I will have a pretty good weekend, the other half has gone to a "yoga retreat" where she will be eating vegan, doing yoga and hiking in the mountains. I told her it was good luck to pet the first Copperhead you see. Or bear.
Y'all have a great weekend, too!!

Dr. Phil gets on a train to go into New York City. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time Dr. Phil decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars.
You ask me a question first."

The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?"
Dr. Phil thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end.
As it pulls into the station, Dr. Phil takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer. "I don't know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to Dr. Phil.
"I don't know."
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