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<blockquote data-quote="StaceySVT99" data-source="post: 10547436" data-attributes="member: 121878"><p>Im new to SVT Performance but love this thread! As a woman lightning owner, I must say that I usually get out of tickets because of my blonde hair...but pushing your chest up, and unbuttoning your shirt always works for the ladies! Maybe a wink! Once, I got pulled over going 20 miles over the speed limit on the freeway, and the Florida State Police in Broward County where I used to live nailed me! Or at least they thought they did! I tried the breast pushing up, the unbuttoning, the lip gloss, the whole bit...and when the sherriff put the sniffer in my exhaust, he told me to rev it and said it sounded nice! Started asking me about what I had done to the truck, and was impressed that I knew so much and even helped do the work! At the end of the day, I guess he thought it was sexy that a "chick" knew so much about American muscle <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> Follow suit girls! Guys, ohhh...youre screwed!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="StaceySVT99, post: 10547436, member: 121878"] Im new to SVT Performance but love this thread! As a woman lightning owner, I must say that I usually get out of tickets because of my blonde hair...but pushing your chest up, and unbuttoning your shirt always works for the ladies! Maybe a wink! Once, I got pulled over going 20 miles over the speed limit on the freeway, and the Florida State Police in Broward County where I used to live nailed me! Or at least they thought they did! I tried the breast pushing up, the unbuttoning, the lip gloss, the whole bit...and when the sherriff put the sniffer in my exhaust, he told me to rev it and said it sounded nice! Started asking me about what I had done to the truck, and was impressed that I knew so much and even helped do the work! At the end of the day, I guess he thought it was sexy that a "chick" knew so much about American muscle :) Follow suit girls! Guys, ohhh...youre screwed! [/QUOTE]
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