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Road Side Pub
Pranks that you have played on your significant other.
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<blockquote data-quote="kevinatfms" data-source="post: 12466243" data-attributes="member: 39344"><p>~put vaseline on the inside door handle of her car door in the morning, that one really gets her blood boiling.</p><p></p><p>~also if your shower/bathroom is across from another room where the doors open away from each other you can tie string from one door knob to the other while she is showering and let her try to get the door open after.</p><p></p><p>~put green hair dye in her shampoo if they dont have the clear bottle. make sure you protect your testicles after this cause she will try to rip your balls off.</p><p></p><p>~make a mayo/salt/thickening agent(maple syrup works pretty good) onto plate and mix so you get the white of toothpaste but with some consistancy.</p><p>squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube and put salt/mayo back inside instead. i put the mayo on a plate and press the tube down onto the mayo over and over, kind of like repacking a wheel bearing. it will all go in, it just takes time. clean tube and put back in bathroom, listen for scream.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kevinatfms, post: 12466243, member: 39344"] ~put vaseline on the inside door handle of her car door in the morning, that one really gets her blood boiling. ~also if your shower/bathroom is across from another room where the doors open away from each other you can tie string from one door knob to the other while she is showering and let her try to get the door open after. ~put green hair dye in her shampoo if they dont have the clear bottle. make sure you protect your testicles after this cause she will try to rip your balls off. ~make a mayo/salt/thickening agent(maple syrup works pretty good) onto plate and mix so you get the white of toothpaste but with some consistancy. squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube and put salt/mayo back inside instead. i put the mayo on a plate and press the tube down onto the mayo over and over, kind of like repacking a wheel bearing. it will all go in, it just takes time. clean tube and put back in bathroom, listen for scream. [/QUOTE]
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