Tuesday Joke!

[ssssnake]

Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
A: Because she wasn't used to being in the front seat.

Guys, have you ever woken up with an erection, and then you realize you're just in a massage chair in a Brookstone?

 

[bosscj]

Shhhhhhh!!!! Who told you!! Hahaha

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[ssssnake]

LOL I just think about the other things that happen when you're relaxed like that - snoring, talking in your sleep or farting.

 

[MDShelby]

All the secrets are out now...

 

[03cobra#694]

My wife tells me girls don't fart.

 

[ssssnake]

LOL I just think about the other things that happen when you're relaxed like that - snoring, talking in your sleep or farting.

All the secrets are out now...

I've had a lot of people (my son's friends, my grandkids) stay at my house, and I hear a LOT of things LOL So, I know I'm guilty of a few, if not all of them. My grandkids told me just this morning that I snore and talk in my sleep.

 

[ssssnake]

My wife tells me girls don't fart.

She lies LOL LL used to say that girls don't fart - they "toot."

 

[usmotox]

Girls don't fart but Wive's will rip them out big time---mystery solved LOL