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Cats have no regard for personal space. They get onto counters and furniture, no matter how well trained. They have no loyalty. Cats are simply lousy companions and cannot be controlled or trusted.

That's a start.

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Never once had a shitty cat like some of you mention. Lol they've all been incredibly dog like except for one skittish female.

And on topic and kindy funny this is how one of our sleeps sometimes, weird creature
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Dead.

1 inside.
15 barn dwellers.
12 fresh kittens.

They range from inside cat that should have died as a kitten, to a first generation left in the barn when we moved it, subsequent 2nd and 3rd generations, and now a new 4th generation.

There are also a couple undocumented dreamers that live in the sanctuary barn as well.

And of course, much like a population of uneducated and jobless illegals, the cats require feeding.

There’s also the story of the stray she adopted, allowed to come inside, and after approximately 25 piles of liquid shit throughout my house, I made him disappear.

Story to the story, I said he ran away, got drunk and told my brother the truth at Christmas, and his stupid ass retard moron girlfriend proceeded to tell my wife a few weeks later.

That was fun. So much fun.

Anyways, there’s a start to my cat story....
 

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Cats have no regard for personal space. They get onto counters and furniture, no matter how well trained. They have no loyalty. Cats are simply lousy companions and cannot be controlled or trusted.

That's a start.

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Those are all some pretty solid points... I will go ahead and argue that cats do in fact have loyalty. They just don’t go giving it out to just anyone.

Here is just one example to illustrate that point:


Also, as careless as my cats can be 90% of the time, whenever I am dog sick, they manage to show their affection as if they understood I’m not feeling well. That’s enough affection for me.
 

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Dead.

1 inside.
15 barn dwellers.
12 fresh kittens.

They range from inside cat that should have died as a kitten, to a first generation left in the barn when we moved it, subsequent 2nd and 3rd generations, and now a new 4th generation.

There are also a couple undocumented dreamers that live in the sanctuary barn as well.

And of course, much like a population of uneducated and jobless illegals, the cats require feeding.

There’s also the story of the stray she adopted, allowed to come inside, and after approximately 25 piles of liquid shit throughout my house, I made him disappear.

Story to the story, I said he ran away, got drunk and told my brother the truth at Christmas, and his stupid ass retard moron girlfriend proceeded to tell my wife a few weeks later.

That was fun. So much fun.

Anyways, there’s a start to my cat story....
For some reason I thought Chinese food would be mentioned. That would be racist though.

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Let’s play a game called, “See who has the most cats.”

My wife will go first.


28.

I don't want to say the number because it's a bit embarrassing... I will tell you this, I dislike cats so much that for every cat she got, I got a new gun.

Well, I filled my 3rd safe and I am getting quotes for a legit 20'x20'x10' vault in the basement.
 

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Whenever someone tries to tell me how good cats are they always say they "act like a dog." That's how you know dogs are better. Cats are trash lol.
Ahhhhh the almighty tough guy starter pack "cats are trash" wish I was cool like you. :cool:
 

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Ahhhhh the almighty tough guy starter pack "cats are trash" wish I was cool like you. :cool:

Some cats are trash. My wife’s inside cat pukes daily. DAILY.

It’s deaf, serves no purpose, is disgusting, and makes some annoying ass meowing groaning sound at night.

If it died, I would celebrate.

My cat I had when I lived at home was awesome.
 

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Some cats are trash. My wife’s inside cat pukes daily. DAILY.

It’s deaf, serves no purpose, is disgusting, and makes some annoying ass meowing groaning sound at night.

If it died, I would celebrate.

My cat I had when I lived at home was awesome.

My neighbors cats come over, tear up our mulch, crap in it, ruin our plants, shredded our front porch swing, jump all over my Volvo, and make the entire front yard smell like piss.

Of course, when I try to talk with them it’s “oh no it cant be my cats, they behave so well.”

But God forbid one of my 10lb dogs runs into their yard chasing their damn cats out of our bushes.

Outdoor cats are not pets. Indoors, well-behaved cats, sure, they still stink though. Outdoor cats are not pets. They are pests, and the owners have no regard nor respect for other people’s property.
 

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