Recent content by Call me Chief

I suppose if you have a bike or a fast(ish) car you should do the Dragon, but honestly I did it once and would never go again. Too many people at too many skill levels trying to occupy the same space at the same time. Head on collisions bike v. car, bike v. bike, car v. car; people just straight...

Stump punch.

Those guys holding the boards at the ready. STF up, swallow your pride, and go home while your teeth are still in your mouth.

Put that in the dictionary with the definition of trust.

Hold on before you cancel this, I am a complete outsider here but I have a point of order. You took their "jackets"? Not their cuts, colors, vests, patches? In 40 years of being around 1% culture I NEVER heard anyone call a cut a jacket. Just sayin'

My guess was a grave marker for Crusaders. Wasn't Noah around long before crosses were a thing?

oh yeah. They could have buried him in a few dozen very small coffins.

My neighbor ran over some ground wasps on his tractor while bush hogging and tried to jump off. He got ran over by the bush hog.

Magnesium?

At the end you can hear a chick on the bridge ask "esta bien?" THAT is what cracked me up. Do I ****in' look bien bitch?

And that's what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Douchebag.

Now you gonna remember to keep your ****in' hand up?

The clanking noise you hear when he lands are his giant brass balls.

And that is the story of how a chimpanzee named Bonzo became the ruler of Swaziland.

Sherriff's deputies hand deliver them in my county.