10. You’ve refinanced your house 3 times since buying your cobra
9. When you have to go to the local airport and “borrow” airplane fuel
8. You just start depositing your paychecks right into your tuners bank account
7. You have more belts and pulleys then the local Auto parts store
6. You...
10. You talk dirtier to your Cobra than you do your wife
9. You’ve installed a garage door in your bedroom so you can park your Cobra next to your bed
8. You’ve gotten into fist fights with other guys for looking at your Cobra
7. A supermodel asks for a one night stand and you tell her “no I...