Tuesday Joke!

ssssnake

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Good, Bad and Worse

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
 

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