True conversation from earlier today:
Walking into cath lab, alarms going off:
Me: "Everyone take it easy. I'm here."
Staff: "Jim! Thank Heavens you're here!"
Five minutes later, problem resolved.
Staff: "Jim, how can you be so darn good at fixing all this stuff?"
Me: "I'm just here for two reasons: chewing gum,* and fixing machines. And I'm all out of gum."
*Not really. I don't like gum. Doesn't leave very many options, does it?
Walking into cath lab, alarms going off:
Me: "Everyone take it easy. I'm here."
Staff: "Jim! Thank Heavens you're here!"
Five minutes later, problem resolved.
Staff: "Jim, how can you be so darn good at fixing all this stuff?"
Me: "I'm just here for two reasons: chewing gum,* and fixing machines. And I'm all out of gum."
*Not really. I don't like gum. Doesn't leave very many options, does it?