NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

Double"O" said:

So....how about a helicoptor on a merry go round?

Too soon?

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MG0h3 said:

Well the Earth is spinning and they can take off so……


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13COBRA said:

But only if they're facing either East or West.

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72MachOne99GT said:

I was in my real early 20s and working at a Cracker Barrel while finished up school. Odds are I was hungover working on some sort of nasty gut contents when I went to take a shit toward the end of my shift.

Did my work, wiped a few times, flushed and stood up hoping to find some bowl paint (soft stool that marks the bowl either on its dive straight to the hole, or swirls across the mid to upper levels of bowl as it circles the chute.

I was disappointed to find no paint, but what I did see was even more amazing.

A massive singular turd was bridging the gap across the bowl. Each end securely attached to dry bowl above the water level, while the bridge flexed ever so slightly into the water.

Somehow, it was strong enough to stay not just in one piece, but also still attached to the bowl. The mass of paper had to have flowed under the turd bridge I had expertly crafted moments before.

I washed and came out of the employee restroom with an admittedly unhealthy level of excitement. I called for our GM (David) and my younger dishwashing-brother (Kyle) to come gaze upon the Bridge to Turdabithia.

Needless to say, they were both shocked. My brother probably a little more disappointed that I wasted his time, but impressed nonetheless.

GM sent a different dishwasher to go break it up with his pee stream. He was unsuccessful. A second dishwasher successfully demolished the fecal bridge, thus ending the legend of the Bridge to Turdabithia.

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blkGT500nCA said:

I know wheels don’t generate speed nor wind.. show me where I said that.

A plane hanging from a string, at zero wind speed, isn’t immediately flying, Sherlock.

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Outlaw99 said:

Now that you mention it, I am FAA licensed for the part 107 and 85% of our class material and federal exam was physics of flight that came straight out of the Airmans Handbook of Aeronautical Knowledge.

The funny part is that our instructor referenced this joke on several occasions.

I passed the test. If anyone on this site is qualified to comment on the subject, it's me. You're all wrong.

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ZYBORG said:

You seem to be of the opinion that the plane will be unable to take off while on a conveyor belt… you seem to think that wind is the mayor causative factor in regards to why the plane flies….

the plane doesnt fly because of “wind speed”, the plane flies because of the speed generated by the turbines/jet engine, this alone will generate drag/lift, which will in turn make it fly!

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ZYBORG said:

Sorry, bros… im done with plane talk.

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VA-Mach1 said:

The thrust of the plane will overcome the treadmill and the plane will take off.

BUT,,,,, the wheels will be spinning twice the normal speed and will probably exceed the max tire speed rating. So the tires explode, plane crashes, the treadmill catches fire.

So in the end the plane does not take off

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blk02edge said:

Just let the retards eat crayons in peace mkay

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