Fast X: My review and takeaways. Spoilers.

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Quit watching when the Rock showed up.( like Vin could really kick his ass-lololol)
It was dumb AF before that but in a lol kinda way.
I remember Vin Diesel being so full of himself, saying he ain’t doing a sequel, then after his career took off-lolololol- he changed his mind.


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He’s got nitrous oxide in his blood and A gas tank for a brain though…
 

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I have only watched part of one of these movies. One of the characters was on a prison bus and the rest of the crew helped him escape. It was slack jaw retarded. It does not sound like I have missed much.
 

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The first movie came out when I was in middle school so I liked it and still do just because it's a movie I liked as a kid. I remember explaining the floor pan falling out of the Eclipse to dad and asking why it happened. His response you ask?

"Because it's a rice burner".

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I have only watched part of one of these movies. One of the characters was on a prison bus and the rest of the crew helped him escape. It was slack jaw retarded. It does not sound like I have missed much.
If insane plots, unrealistic fight scenes, flying cars, and cheesy one liners arent your thing.... any FnF Movie is NOT for you.
 

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Variety's review said Jason Momoa's character was 'manly' and the best part of the movie
 

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Variety's review said Jason Momoa's character was 'manly' and the best part of the movie

No. Just no. He dressed like elton john at a concert. Acted like a gay jack sparrow, wore semi-heels and hairbows in his hair and complained about masculinity. They were portraying him as gender neutral with a homo flare.
 

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‘Fast X’ Review: Jason Momoa Steals the Show in This Overstuffed, Yet Still Entertaining Installment​

Fast X Review: Jason Momoa Is the Only One of Us Having Any Fun

Fast X review: Jason Momoa steals the show in an insane spectacle that rewrites the laws of gravity​


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I have seen 1-7. Franchise probably should have been killed of before then or at least at 7. I don’t even remember 4-6.


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Saw 1-7 in theaters and I wouldn't have gone to 7 if it wasn't for Paul Walker's death a year or 2 before the release.

I streamed 8 and 9 but don't really remember anything about them except going to space in the fiero or something like that.

I'm not even sure I want to stream X now that it sounds so retarded.
 
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5 & 6 were the last "entertaining" movies before they went superhero, even then, 6 had the superman tidbit lol But still entertaining popcorn "car" heist movies.

Now they're just a whole different stupid level. Last movie I saw in theaters was 7 and they shouldve end it there.

In other news for comic movies people, The Flash was pretty damn good despite the LGBTQFAK#69 actor. Both Batman's were pretty damn awesome, saw a screening of it this past Monday.
 

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I stopped after the puke fest Tokyo Drift. I am surprised you did not mention any EVs? There are non in the movie?
 

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