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gimmie11s

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Don’t get fooled by them titties!


Someone help him -- quick!


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Man, I could start a whole thread on working together to control your kids.

Zero respect from my kids. No listening. Just constant bullshit. I go to address shit and my wife just chops my damn legs off and they just continue on.

Then she asks why I’m angry and short with people.

**** this shit.
 

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Regarding joint accounts.
The wife and I have separate checking accounts and a joint account.
My paycheck goes into my personal account, and I transfer money into the joint account for bills. She does the same. I have no idea how much money she has in her personal account, and she has no idea how much I have. As long as we both contribute to the joint account for bills, all is good.
We do something kind of similar. I have my own checking and savings account. She has hers, plus a business account. We don't mess with each other's money.

I give her a few hundred dollars every paycheck. As long as I give her that amount she doesn't care what I spend my money on.

I know I'm getting by easy because the amount I give her doesn't even cut our bills in half. She makes probably 2.5 times more than I do.

She pays property tax on house, shop, and office building. And pays for our golf membership. Last year she paid for the car insurance which was 3k. I'm trying to be a good husband and I'm paying for that this year .

Being married is great! If you find a good one! She's a trooper, still at work as I type this. 15 hours and she's still not home. She's been putting in 100-110 hours a week...

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Empty nuts.

Full guts.


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It's really that easy. I watched a husband/wife podcast last night where they were talking about strengthening their marriage. He asked for sex once a week. Her reply, "I'm not doing that once a week, are you nuts?" Then she proceeded to lecture him about how he needed to cook for her once a week. She couldn't wrap her head around the irony. He was like, I will cook for you every night if I get head every week and that wasn't worth it for her. That's the modern woman for you.....me, me, me, me, me.
 

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Man, I could start a whole thread on working together to control your kids.

Zero respect from my kids. No listening. Just constant bullshit. I go to address shit and my wife just chops my damn legs off and they just continue on.

Then she asks why I’m angry and short with people.

**** this shit.

That's bullshit.

Search for house begins today.

Thanks bros for the advice

I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm happy for you that you cut off the bleeding.
 

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Essentially we are on day 4 no power due to a tree falling over on a pole down the street and knocking the whole street down.

So I been getting hotels with my points..

Last night I got the two teens their own room.

Asked her to go go the hot tub with me.. she said no. First red flag. Come back up. Take a shower. She’s in one of the beds.

Tell her to scoot over ( I sleep closer to door) she said no and told me to get in the other bed.

So.. alone.. in a hotel room.. sleeping in different beds?

No. **** that
 

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Essentially we are on day 4 no power due to a tree falling over on a pole down the street and knocking the whole street down.

So I been getting hotels with my points..

Last night I got the two teens their own room.

Asked her to go go the hot tub with me.. she said no. First red flag. Come back up. Take a shower. She’s in one of the beds.

Tell her to scoot over ( I sleep closer to door) she said no and told me to get in the other bed.

So.. alone.. in a hotel room.. sleeping in different beds?

No. **** that
If you ain’t getting it, someone else probably is.

Time to fire up bumble and tinder…
 

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Essentially we are on day 4 no power due to a tree falling over on a pole down the street and knocking the whole street down.

So I been getting hotels with my points..

Last night I got the two teens their own room.

Asked her to go go the hot tub with me.. she said no. First red flag. Come back up. Take a shower. She’s in one of the beds.

Tell her to scoot over ( I sleep closer to door) she said no and told me to get in the other bed.

So.. alone.. in a hotel room.. sleeping in different beds?

No. **** that

Don’t play that game.

Pop smoke.

Just be thankful you’re doing it now.

If there weren’t kids involved I’d either

A: Find a Tinder Ho to come to the room

B. Rent the suite and don’t let her go


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03Sssnake

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Don’t play that game.

Pop smoke.

Just be thankful you’re doing it now.

If there weren’t kids involved I’d either

A: Find a Tinder Ho to come to the room

B. Rent the suite and don’t let her go


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