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Hello, I just ran over a manhole that was NOT COVERED on the highway and took out one of my tires. Its a GoodYear Eagle RS-A 245/40/19. What kind of price can you guys get me? The cheapest I have found is $230. Thank you for looking at this question:beer: Brad

I have 2 extra HID bulbs that are just sitting in my toolbox. I dont have a Lightning anymore so I have no need for them. Anyone have a set and want 2 extra bulbs?

Vid removed by moderator so no one has to sit through it and see/hear the scream at the end. The OP apologized for acting like a 12yr old.

First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two...

An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - Well - developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like...

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the Shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, Why don't you go on...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We...

A school teacher is explaining biology to her 7th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.' The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student...

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Nigel, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking...

A man's penis gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk.His blonde gf walks in and says"OMG!...Is that how you reload it!

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea . It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the...

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in Real distress. One of the hillbillies...

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked...

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my...

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which...

Get ready because they are going to the big show....:banana:

I went to the game last night! IT WAS AWESOME...... Had great seats. Was about 10 rows up from the field. I have been a Panther fan all my life and I feel a superbowl coming on!!!! GO PANTHERS!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28070487/wid/18298287/?GT1=45002 "It would require farms or ranches with more than 25 dairy cows, 50 beef cattle or 200 hogs to pay an annual fee of about $175 for each dairy cow, $87.50 per head of beef cattle and $20 for each hog. The executive vice president...

Any significant difference between Nikon D60 vs D80? Going to buy either on tomorrow. Leaning towards the D60 with a 55-200 Nikkor lense and a few filter lenses.

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it is?' 'No, I don't,' said the little boy. 'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants...

A Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, a student made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that...