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<blockquote data-quote="One Fast Cobra" data-source="post: 2793302" data-attributes="member: 7354"><p>CHINESE PROVERBS</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who run in front of car get tired.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who run behind car get exhausted.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man with one chopstick go hungry.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.</p><p></p><p>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</p><p></p><p>Add your own if you know any... :coolman:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="One Fast Cobra, post: 2793302, member: 7354"] CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Add your own if you know any... :coolman: [/QUOTE]
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