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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16355778" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Leaving work early to get in some hunting, so I thought I would get this done.</p><p></p><p>Y'all have a great weekend!!</p><p>_________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...</p><p></p><p>Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?</p><p></p><p>Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: Weight?</p><p></p><p>Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: Color of eyes?</p><p></p><p>Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: Color of hair?</p><p></p><p>Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: What was she wearing?</p><p></p><p>Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?</p><p></p><p>Husband: She went in my Jeep.</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: What kind of Jeep was it?</p><p></p><p>Husband: (sobbing)</p><p></p><p>It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gauge,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Poison Spyder Sliders, Poison Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer......</p><p></p><p>(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)</p><p></p><p>Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16355778, member: 134562"] Leaving work early to get in some hunting, so I thought I would get this done. Y'all have a great weekend!! _________________________________________________________________ Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my Jeep. Sergeant: What kind of Jeep was it? Husband: (sobbing) It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gauge,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Poison Spyder Sliders, Poison Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer...... (At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.) Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep. [/QUOTE]
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