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Road Side Pub
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16423185" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Have a good Memorial Day weekend!</p><p></p><p>A Scottish Colonel walks into a Chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box. </p><p></p><p>The Chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it. </p><p></p><p>The Colonel says "how much to repair it?" </p><p></p><p>The Chemist says "70 pence I guess".</p><p></p><p>The Colonel says "how much for a new one"?</p><p></p><p>The Chemist replies "£1".</p><p></p><p>The Colonel walks back outside and a few seconds later there is a loud cheer followed by a louder cheer. The colonel walks back inside and says "the battalion has decided, we'll take a new one".</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>What to you do with a sick boat?</p><p></p><p>Take it to the dock.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Seventeen people died in Chicago last week from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16423185, member: 134562"] Have a good Memorial Day weekend! A Scottish Colonel walks into a Chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box. The Chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it. The Colonel says "how much to repair it?" The Chemist says "70 pence I guess". The Colonel says "how much for a new one"? The Chemist replies "£1". The Colonel walks back outside and a few seconds later there is a loud cheer followed by a louder cheer. The colonel walks back inside and says "the battalion has decided, we'll take a new one". What to you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock. Seventeen people died in Chicago last week from Covid-19 related gunshot wounds. They will be voting by mail. [/QUOTE]
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