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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 17030975" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Yes, actually working a Friday. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /></p><p>I hope everyone has a great weekend. An earthquake was reported about an hour ago in the NY/NJ area, hope all is well from that and we are free from more shaking and quaking over the weekend.</p><p>Today's joke is more of a pondering of life, but makes a good point. Protect yourselves!!</p><p></p><p><strong>I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I rest my case.</strong></p><p><strong>______________________________________________________</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 17030975, member: 134562"] Yes, actually working a Friday. :( I hope everyone has a great weekend. An earthquake was reported about an hour ago in the NY/NJ area, hope all is well from that and we are free from more shaking and quaking over the weekend. Today's joke is more of a pondering of life, but makes a good point. Protect yourselves!! [B]I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. ______________________________________________________[/B] [/QUOTE]
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