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<blockquote data-quote="tommylightning" data-source="post: 457387" data-attributes="member: 1154"><p>A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were</p><p>sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan walks through the</p><p>doors at the back of the church and strolls all the way up to the front.</p><p>Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,</p><p>trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.</p><p>Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat</p><p>in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's</p><p>ultimate enemy was in his presence.</p><p></p><p>So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?"</p><p></p><p>The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan</p><p>asked. </p><p></p><p>"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.</p><p></p><p>"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.</p><p></p><p>"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.</p><p></p><p>"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for</p><p>all eternity?" persisted Satan.</p><p></p><p>"Yep," was the calm reply.</p><p></p><p>"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.</p><p></p><p>"Nope," said the old man.</p><p></p><p>More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid</p><p>of me?" </p><p></p><p>Nope...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>because my name is Mike Ditka. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tommylightning, post: 457387, member: 1154"] A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan walks through the doors at the back of the church and strolls all the way up to the front. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" Nope... because my name is Mike Ditka. :) [/QUOTE]
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