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<blockquote data-quote="CSCOBRA03" data-source="post: 15803690" data-attributes="member: 8101"><p>Six retired Italian guys were playing poker in their Florida condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fall comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna’ tell his wife?” They cut the cards and Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse. “Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!” So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido’s condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home. “Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife. “I’ll go tell him.” Says Pasquale.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CSCOBRA03, post: 15803690, member: 8101"] Six retired Italian guys were playing poker in their Florida condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fall comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna’ tell his wife?” They cut the cards and Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse. “Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!” So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido’s condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home. “Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife. “I’ll go tell him.” Says Pasquale. [/QUOTE]
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