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<blockquote data-quote="04cobratorchred" data-source="post: 2266759" data-attributes="member: 22269"><p>After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was</p><p>> > enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband </p><p>went to </p><p>> > his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want </p><p>to</p><p>> > have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a </p><p>procedure </p><p>> > called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was</p><p>> > expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go</p><p>> > home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light </p><p>it, </p><p>> > put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count </p><p>to </p><p>> > 10. The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest </p><p>man</p><p>> > in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a </p><p>beer can </p><p>> > next to my ear is going to help me."</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Trust me," said the doctor.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer </p><p>can. </p><p>> > He held the can up to his ear and began to count:</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > "1"</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > "2"</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > "3"</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > "4"</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > "5"</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, </p><p>and </p><p>> > resumed counting on his other hand.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Note: This procedure also works in Kentucky, Georgia, </p><p>Mississippi, </p><p>> > Tennessee and West Virginia.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="04cobratorchred, post: 2266759, member: 22269"] After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was > > enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to > > his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to > > have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure > > called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was > > expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go > > home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, > > put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to > > 10. The Alabaman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man > > in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can > > next to my ear is going to help me." > > > > Trust me," said the doctor. > > > > So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. > > He held the can up to his ear and began to count: > > > > > > > > "1" > > > > > > > > "2" > > > > > > > > "3" > > > > > > > > "4" > > > > > > > > "5" > > > > > > > > At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and > > resumed counting on his other hand. > > > > Note: This procedure also works in Kentucky, Georgia, Mississippi, > > Tennessee and West Virginia. [/QUOTE]
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