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SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Road Side Pub
Monday Joke
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16810910" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p><strong>First text message:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Hi, Morris . This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>- Saul</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul...</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16810910, member: 134562"] [B]First text message: Hi, Morris . This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you. - Saul Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul... SECOND TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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