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<blockquote data-quote="James Snover" data-source="post: 16646046" data-attributes="member: 67454"><p>Y'all want the bad jokes to stop? Fear not, you're devoted strategist has a plan on exactly how to accomplish that. Because anything for my SVTP homies. The plan is:</p><p></p><p>I need a Feuling W3 motorcycle. It is 250,000.00 bucks. Which is about $300,000.00 more than yours truly has to marshal, at this point in his finances. _IF_ enough of y'all buy one story, I can probably convince Mrs. Snover to let me finance the rest to purchase a W3. At which point I will almost certainly be killed on the very first ride, thus neatly sparing the rest of the world from such jokes as:</p><p></p><p>"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!"</p><p></p><p>And</p><p></p><p>"What do you call a cow with no legs that goes 200 miles-per-hour? Ground effect beef."</p><p></p><p>The choice is yours, SVTP. Let history not judge you un-kindly.</p><p></p><p>... sorry ... I think I blacked out for a minute there ... what were we talking about? Was it the SR-71 Blackbird? Anyone?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James Snover, post: 16646046, member: 67454"] Y'all want the bad jokes to stop? Fear not, you're devoted strategist has a plan on exactly how to accomplish that. Because anything for my SVTP homies. The plan is: I need a Feuling W3 motorcycle. It is 250,000.00 bucks. Which is about $300,000.00 more than yours truly has to marshal, at this point in his finances. _IF_ enough of y'all buy one story, I can probably convince Mrs. Snover to let me finance the rest to purchase a W3. At which point I will almost certainly be killed on the very first ride, thus neatly sparing the rest of the world from such jokes as: "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!" And "What do you call a cow with no legs that goes 200 miles-per-hour? Ground effect beef." The choice is yours, SVTP. Let history not judge you un-kindly. ... sorry ... I think I blacked out for a minute there ... what were we talking about? Was it the SR-71 Blackbird? Anyone? [/QUOTE]
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