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<blockquote data-quote="AtlantaGT500" data-source="post: 16278984" data-attributes="member: 136932"><p>Just saw this on my FB feed. </p><p></p><p>My damn luck on my way home from a TWD shoot ... I got stopped by a Coweta County Sheriff’s deputy ... I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and acting skills. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray from Eddies Trick Shop, the bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the deputy walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to step out of the car.. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says OMG...what’s that smell? I said I’ve shit myself sir, I have Crohn's Disease. The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says ... OMG I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick, I live right down the road.</p><p>Deputy Sheriff: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!</p><p>Well I didnt expect it to go this way but the deputy waited til I got out of my car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! Moral of the story: Buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! If you read this until the end, I stole it, so share it like I did because everyone can use a good laugh these days...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtlantaGT500, post: 16278984, member: 136932"] Just saw this on my FB feed. My damn luck on my way home from a TWD shoot ... I got stopped by a Coweta County Sheriff’s deputy ... I already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I don’t have any extra money to give them so I decided to test my luck and acting skills. About a week ago, I purchased some fart spray from Eddies Trick Shop, the bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. Well as the deputy walks toward my car I sprayed about 5 squirts. He gets to my window and asks me to step out of the car.. I said I can’t! He immediately stops in his tracks and he says OMG...what’s that smell? I said I’ve shit myself sir, I have Crohn's Disease. The look on his face was priceless. I said Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying to get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didnt even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says ... OMG I think you need an ambulance. I said no (of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick, I live right down the road. Deputy Sheriff: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU! Well I didnt expect it to go this way but the deputy waited til I got out of my car (he stayed in his) so I had to walk all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! Moral of the story: Buy a case of that fart spray. No ticket written! If you read this until the end, I stole it, so share it like I did because everyone can use a good laugh these days... [/QUOTE]
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