Home
What's new
Latest activity
Authors
Store
Latest reviews
Search products
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New listings
New products
New profile posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
Cart
Cart
Loading…
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Search titles only
By:
Menu
Log in
Register
Navigation
Install the app
Install
More options
Change style
Contact us
Close Menu
Forums
SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Pics and Videos Buffet
NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="72MachOne99GT" data-source="post: 16889757" data-attributes="member: 125600"><p>I was in my real early 20s and working at a Cracker Barrel while finished up school. Odds are I was hungover working on some sort of nasty gut contents when I went to take a shit toward the end of my shift.</p><p></p><p>Did my work, wiped a few times, flushed and stood up hoping to find some bowl paint (soft stool that marks the bowl either on its dive straight to the hole, or swirls across the mid to upper levels of bowl as it circles the chute.</p><p></p><p>I was disappointed to find no paint, but what I did see was even more amazing.</p><p></p><p>A massive singular turd was bridging the gap across the bowl. Each end securely attached to dry bowl above the water level, while the bridge flexed ever so slightly into the water.</p><p></p><p>Somehow, it was strong enough to stay not just in one piece, but also still attached to the bowl. The mass of paper had to have flowed under the turd bridge I had expertly crafted moments before.</p><p></p><p>I washed and came out of the employee restroom with an admittedly unhealthy level of excitement. I called for our GM (David) and my younger dishwashing-brother (Kyle) to come gaze upon the Bridge to Turdabithia.</p><p></p><p>Needless to say, they were both shocked. My brother probably a little more disappointed that I wasted his time, but impressed nonetheless.</p><p></p><p>GM sent a different dishwasher to go break it up with his pee stream. He was unsuccessful. A second dishwasher successfully demolished the fecal bridge, thus ending the legend of the Bridge to Turdabithia.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="72MachOne99GT, post: 16889757, member: 125600"] I was in my real early 20s and working at a Cracker Barrel while finished up school. Odds are I was hungover working on some sort of nasty gut contents when I went to take a shit toward the end of my shift. Did my work, wiped a few times, flushed and stood up hoping to find some bowl paint (soft stool that marks the bowl either on its dive straight to the hole, or swirls across the mid to upper levels of bowl as it circles the chute. I was disappointed to find no paint, but what I did see was even more amazing. A massive singular turd was bridging the gap across the bowl. Each end securely attached to dry bowl above the water level, while the bridge flexed ever so slightly into the water. Somehow, it was strong enough to stay not just in one piece, but also still attached to the bowl. The mass of paper had to have flowed under the turd bridge I had expertly crafted moments before. I washed and came out of the employee restroom with an admittedly unhealthy level of excitement. I called for our GM (David) and my younger dishwashing-brother (Kyle) to come gaze upon the Bridge to Turdabithia. Needless to say, they were both shocked. My brother probably a little more disappointed that I wasted his time, but impressed nonetheless. GM sent a different dishwasher to go break it up with his pee stream. He was unsuccessful. A second dishwasher successfully demolished the fecal bridge, thus ending the legend of the Bridge to Turdabithia. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Pics and Videos Buffet
NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS
Top