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<blockquote data-quote="SNCBOOM" data-source="post: 8335346" data-attributes="member: 183309"><p>Early Adolescence</p><p></p><p>Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?</p><p></p><p>Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class.</p><p></p><p>Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM.</p><p></p><p>Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that.</p><p></p><p>Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT.</p><p></p><p>Brain: Please go back to sleep.</p><p></p><p>Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED.</p><p></p><p>Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you...</p><p></p><p>Penis: DON'T CARE.</p><p></p><p>Brain: Please, I'm begging you.</p><p></p><p>Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> Young Adulthood</p><p></p><p>Penis: Damn, your ex is looking pretty good tonight.</p><p></p><p>Brain: She's crazy.</p><p></p><p>Penis: Crazy...IN THE SACK!</p><p></p><p>Brain: I'm not gonna hook up with her. Too much drama.</p><p></p><p>Penis: WE'LL SORT THAT SHIT OUT LATER.</p><p></p><p>Brain: No. I'll sort it out later. You'll just do whatever you want and leave me to deal with the consequences.</p><p></p><p>Penis: WHATEVER, MAN. STOP BEING GAY. WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?</p><p></p><p>Brain: Can't we just find someone else?</p><p></p><p>Penis: I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE. BEND TO MY WILL.</p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Old Age</p><p></p><p>Brain: Come on, old buddy. You can do this. It's my 40th wedding anniversary.</p><p></p><p>Penis: ...Ugh.</p><p></p><p>Brain: Get up! Just this one time. Please.</p><p></p><p>Penis: Go away. I'm sleepy.</p><p></p><p>Brain: All I'm asking is for a few minutes.</p><p></p><p>Penis: With that old hag? That's an eternity.</p><p></p><p>Brain: That's my wife you're talking about!</p><p></p><p>Penis: She bores me.</p><p></p><p>Brain: What if I think about someone else?</p><p></p><p>Penis: That could work. YEAH! LET'S DO THIS.</p><p></p><p>Brain: Great. OK, here we go.</p><p></p><p>Penis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.</p><p></p><p>Brain: SON OF A BITCH.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/7/collegehumor.6e824705dbf0147b62c7f1173241d42a.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/e/collegehumor.ca97b7dca9f10d8453d6943e2b81b53d.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SNCBOOM, post: 8335346, member: 183309"] Early Adolescence Penis: HEY MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON? Brain: Nothing, just calm down. I'm wearing sweatpants and we're right in the middle of class. Penis: BRO, LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS. LET'S HAVE SEX WITH THEM. ALL OF THEM. Brain: We're definitely not gonna do that. Penis: YO THAT VOLCANO DIORAMA LOOKS LIKE A BOOB. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH IT. Brain: Please go back to sleep. Penis: F*CK NO. I'M AMPED. Brain: But I've gotta do a presentation. Everyone's going to see you... Penis: DON'T CARE. Brain: Please, I'm begging you. Penis: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ROOM. Young Adulthood Penis: Damn, your ex is looking pretty good tonight. Brain: She's crazy. Penis: Crazy...IN THE SACK! Brain: I'm not gonna hook up with her. Too much drama. Penis: WE'LL SORT THAT SHIT OUT LATER. Brain: No. I'll sort it out later. You'll just do whatever you want and leave me to deal with the consequences. Penis: WHATEVER, MAN. STOP BEING GAY. WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING? Brain: Can't we just find someone else? Penis: I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE. BEND TO MY WILL. Old Age Brain: Come on, old buddy. You can do this. It's my 40th wedding anniversary. Penis: ...Ugh. Brain: Get up! Just this one time. Please. Penis: Go away. I'm sleepy. Brain: All I'm asking is for a few minutes. Penis: With that old hag? That's an eternity. Brain: That's my wife you're talking about! Penis: She bores me. Brain: What if I think about someone else? Penis: That could work. YEAH! LET'S DO THIS. Brain: Great. OK, here we go. Penis: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Brain: SON OF A BITCH. [IMG]http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/7/collegehumor.6e824705dbf0147b62c7f1173241d42a.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/e/collegehumor.ca97b7dca9f10d8453d6943e2b81b53d.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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