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Things You Say/Think After 60!
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<blockquote data-quote="TerminatoRS" data-source="post: 16964822" data-attributes="member: 195778"><p>2, 7, 8, 11, & 13 apply so far at 38. haha</p><p></p><p>In a setting other than casual/familiar such as holding the door for a stranger who is clearly younger than you and they actually thank you, but I naturally over-analyze their word choice anyway:</p><p>"Did he/she just call me <em>sir</em>? When the hell did I become a <em>sir</em>? I'm not old enough to be called that yet. How old do they think I am? Do I look old or something? Kiss my ass, punk. Get out of here with that noise." Internal dialogue, of course.</p><p></p><p>And because I'm a grumpy SOB when it comes to the general public:</p><p>"Does anyone think more than an inch beyond their nose?"</p><p>"Heaven forbid you put the phone away for the 12 seconds it takes to cross the busiest street in town. Might miss some worthless social media post."</p><p>"I dislike everyone equally. Well, except for you, dear."</p><p>"That's my following distance you just invited yourself into."</p><p>"Everyone's a dumbass until proven otherwise."</p><p>"All that money you spent on a [insert upscale luxury car brand] and it didn't come with turn signals. Weird."</p><p>Car with a decal signifying that the driver paid for a fancy piece of paper from XYZ University, probably has a pile of debt, crapped out some brats, and is driving a modern day minivan living the American dream on their way to soccer practice at 8am on a Saturday: "All that money you spent on higher education and you still don't have any common sense nor are you able to apply any practical understanding of basic traffic laws." Often accompanied with a rotation of a phone in one hand and/or a coffee-like beverage.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TerminatoRS, post: 16964822, member: 195778"] 2, 7, 8, 11, & 13 apply so far at 38. haha In a setting other than casual/familiar such as holding the door for a stranger who is clearly younger than you and they actually thank you, but I naturally over-analyze their word choice anyway: "Did he/she just call me [I]sir[/I]? When the hell did I become a [I]sir[/I]? I'm not old enough to be called that yet. How old do they think I am? Do I look old or something? Kiss my ass, punk. Get out of here with that noise." Internal dialogue, of course. And because I'm a grumpy SOB when it comes to the general public: "Does anyone think more than an inch beyond their nose?" "Heaven forbid you put the phone away for the 12 seconds it takes to cross the busiest street in town. Might miss some worthless social media post." "I dislike everyone equally. Well, except for you, dear." "That's my following distance you just invited yourself into." "Everyone's a dumbass until proven otherwise." "All that money you spent on a [insert upscale luxury car brand] and it didn't come with turn signals. Weird." Car with a decal signifying that the driver paid for a fancy piece of paper from XYZ University, probably has a pile of debt, crapped out some brats, and is driving a modern day minivan living the American dream on their way to soccer practice at 8am on a Saturday: "All that money you spent on higher education and you still don't have any common sense nor are you able to apply any practical understanding of basic traffic laws." Often accompanied with a rotation of a phone in one hand and/or a coffee-like beverage. [/QUOTE]
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