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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 16334937" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.</p><p></p><p>One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”</p><p></p><p>“Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose.</p><p></p><p>Carlos’ sign reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”</p><p></p><p>Jose says: “no wonder you only get $2-3.”</p><p></p><p>‘Carlos says: “So what does your sign say then?”</p><p></p><p>Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 16334937, member: 4213"] Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day, Carlos asked Jose: “I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?” “Look at your sign, what does it say?” replies Jose. Carlos’ sign reads: “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.” Jose says: “no wonder you only get $2-3.” ‘Carlos says: “So what does your sign say then?” Jose shows Carlos his sign – it reads: “I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.” [/QUOTE]
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