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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 15532084" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>Happy Valentines's Day! Here's a couple of poems for the day....</p><p></p><p>WOMAN'S POEM:</p><p></p><p>Before I lay me down to sleep,</p><p>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,</p><p>One who's handsome, smart and strong.</p><p>One who loves to listen long,</p><p>One who thinks before he speaks,</p><p>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.</p><p>I pray he's gainfully employed,</p><p>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.</p><p>Pulls out my chair and opens my door.</p><p>Massages my back and begs to do more.</p><p>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,</p><p>Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'</p><p>I pray that this man will love me to no end,</p><p>And always be my very best friend.</p><p></p><p></p><p>A MAN'S POEM:</p><p></p><p>I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with</p><p>huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,</p><p>and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This</p><p>doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 15532084, member: 4213"] Happy Valentines's Day! Here's a couple of poems for the day.... WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn. [/QUOTE]
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