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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 15588154" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.</p><p></p><p>"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.</p><p></p><p>"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.</p><p></p><p>"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.</p><p></p><p>"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."</p><p></p><p>"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent.</p><p></p><p>"That would be me," replied the Rancher.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 15588154, member: 4213"] A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the Rancher. [/QUOTE]
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