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<blockquote data-quote="ssssnake" data-source="post: 15633537" data-attributes="member: 4213"><p>A police officer was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...</p><p></p><p>Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'</p><p>A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'</p><p>Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'</p><p>A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'</p><p>Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'</p><p>A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'</p><p>Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'</p><p>A: 'Yes sir, we do!'</p><p>Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'</p><p>A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'</p><p>Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'</p><p>A: 'Yes, sir.'</p><p>Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'</p><p></p><p>A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'</p><p></p><p>The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ssssnake, post: 15633537, member: 4213"] A police officer was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes, sir.' Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.' The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. [/QUOTE]
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