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SVTPerformance's Chain of Restaurants
Road Side Pub
Wednesday Joke
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<blockquote data-quote="MDShelby" data-source="post: 16351049" data-attributes="member: 134562"><p>Why I Like Retirement:</p><p></p><p>Question: How many days in a week?</p><p>Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday</p><p></p><p>Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?</p><p>Answer: 2 hours after falling asleep on the couch</p><p></p><p>Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p>Answer: One, but it might take all day</p><p></p><p>Question: What is the biggest gripe of retirees?</p><p>Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done</p><p></p><p>Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?</p><p>Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount</p><p></p><p>Question: among retirees, what is considered formal attire?</p><p>Answer: Tied shoes</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MDShelby, post: 16351049, member: 134562"] Why I Like Retirement: Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: 2 hours after falling asleep on the couch Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One, but it might take all day Question: What is the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount Question: among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes [/QUOTE]
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