What would you do if your girlfriend owned you like this?

[03snakerush]

Find her- crap into a bucket, and shove her head in the mess while I shoved my "tool in question" up her ass.:nonono: :-D

 

[2000-S6]

"have u ever parked a bicycle in a airplane hanger?"
"have u ever tossed a toothpick into a volcano?"

-deuce bigalow

 

[NiteMareGT]

a BB in a boxcar??? (hehe)

 

[waytofastvette]

This is the only time i would condone the Keying of someones car. I would Key BITCH down the side of her car. That would be a good start to getting back at her

 

[SVTman74]

I would sue her for slander. And I would probably win in this country

 

[NiteMareGT]

Originally posted by SVTman74
I would sue her for slander. And I would probably win in this country

Yea, then I would take the money and enlarge my Johnson !!
:lol:

 

[351MachOne]

Why would any of you even bother? Look at the phone book under Kelley, and tell me how many Scots there are...

Reacting to stupid shit like that is why are prisons are overflowing...

She obviously has security issues, and MAJOR head issues... She cant hurt anyone with words like that... However, raping her in the butt while smearing her face in shit, shows how much of a man you are...

It sounds like everyone here is either 12 yrs old or approaching...

 

[351MachOne]

Originally posted by SVTman74
I would sue her for slander. And I would probably win in this country

And that would be funny!

 

[WireEater]

I would respond with this

Then blow the shit out of the plane for dragging the banner across the sky.

 

[stevenscamaross]

Originally posted by WireEater
I would respond with this

Then blow the shit out of the plane for dragging the banner across the sky.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

 

[NiteMareGT]

Originally posted by 351MachOne


It sounds like everyone here is either 12 yrs old or approaching...

Hey dude, not everyone has posted inflammatory statements here..........read all the posts before you include everyone in your 12 year old category as you call it....
:rollseyes

 

[Babbit]

Originally posted by WireEater
I would respond with this

Then blow the shit out of the plane for dragging the banner across the sky.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That shit is too funny!!