WTH is this thing?

[Outlaw99]

Total wtf? A friend posted these. Said it was caught near a sewage plant.

Not sure if he isn't pranking either. He's known to do that from time to time.

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[sc4.6]

He's not pranking, that's a lamprey. They sure are ugly, but not scary otherwise.

 

[PhoenixM3]

Would smash.

 

[BOOGIE MAN]

Would smash.

Forbidden fleshlight

 

[Booky]

 

[Lambeau]

Total wtf? A friend posted these. Said it was caught near a sewage plant.

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A democrat.

Looks like a Sea Lamprey. They started to devastate the fish population in the Great Lakes back in the late 1800/early 1900. The fish population has somewhat recovered, but control of lamprey's continues through a variety of methods - traps, lampricides, pheromones.

Limey’s make pie out of ‘em.

Great Lakes Fishery Commission - Control

Five different species of lamprey live in the Great Lakes region

Many people believe the invasive sea lamprey is the only one that exists.

www.canr.msu.edu

 

[PhoenixM3]

Forbidden fleshlight

I prefer mine toothed.....

 

[supercharged91m]

It looks like something out of a sci-fi movie damn

 

[jessie_sanders]

That's not something I'd want to see while swimming. Reminds me of the movie tremors.

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[03cobra#694]

Yeah, that thing is nasty.

 

[SHIFTYBUSINESS]

That's not something I'd want to see while swimming. Reminds me of the movie tremors.

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Graboid!

 

[PhoenixM3]

Yeah, that thing is nasty.

Put a beard on it and wade in crotch first.....

 

[03cobra#694]

Put a beard on it and wade in crotch first.....

I'm sure I've been with a few girls like that back in my beer goggle days.

 

[andymarkv]

Thread title reminded me of this vintage SNL skit...

 

[rborden]

I thought it was a mynock at first.