*sigh* Im too good So im driving in St.Louis County tonight (much different from the city, cops are asses out there) and Im like shiiiiit my friend's gotta be ome in like 5 mins otherwise shes screwed for going out this weekend right...so anyways, Im 20 mins away from her house and I got 5 mins... speed limit's 35...you do the math. So Im going 60 in a 35..actually got up to 70 a couple times.. and all the sudden, i see the lights comin after me. So Im like shiiit this tickets gonna break me. So the cop comes up and does the normal stupid cop shit:"Do you know how fast you were going?" blah blah blah. Well he goes back to the cop car to check my registration and my friends like "dude, he was totally staring at your boobs!" hehe good thing for tight shirts lol So im like haha sweet, I can play on this..sooooo :-D He comes back and i work up a couple fake tears and make up this huge bs lie about being from the city and I don't know where I am and I have to get my friend home and *sob sob sob* Well, the cops a pretty young guy..kinda studly if i do say so myself lol and hes like "Aww babe it's ok, i completely understand how it feels to be lost and not know where you're going..blah blah blah" so finally hes like "Ok Kaycee, when the traffics clear, im gonna turn off my lights so you'll know its ok to go, then you're gonna get on so n so highway and go this way..drive a little slower, alright babe?"HA hehe sucks to be guys with no boobs and not being able to cry your way out of a good $200 ticket just thought id share hehe