Monday Jokes

[MDShelby]

They say alcohol kills people.
Think about how many people were born because of it!

News Headline:
Cross-Eyed Teacher Loses Job – Could Not Control Her Pupils
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[03cobra#694]

Second one cracked me up.

 

[Roots-type]

Ms Chokesondik lost her job? That's a bummer.