Pastel Shorts?

[HISSMAN]

All of this talk about "the gays" is making me uncomfortable. I need a safe space.

 

[RDJ]

Nah. I only wear that for your mom. The girlfriend prefers the banana hammock and open toed sandals with my fanny pack strapped to my back.

My mom is dead. Has been for over a year now. A nod your mom jokes are what you make when you are in grade school

 

[IronSnake]

My mom is dead. Has been for over a year now. A nod your mom jokes are what you make when you are in grade school

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

I suppose you took me too seriously as my joke was intended to be massively sarcastic and stupid. I admit it was stupid and sarcastic. Wasn't supposed to be anything but that.

But don't worry sunshine, there's a rainbow at the end of all this- I don't give a shit.

 

[HISSMAN]

Way to kick a man when he is down. What a bummer.

 

[ibleedblue65]

lol @ this thread.

Male fashion advice and butthurt courtesy of SVTP.

 

[PaxtonShelby]

I rocked my cargo shorts yesterday like a mo-fo.

 

[Zemedici]

lol @ this thread.

Male fashion advice and butthurt courtesy of SVTP.

was hoping you'd read through this one. hahahaha

 

[Stanley]

This thread provided a link to a clip on man bun which I was able to email to my bald friend.

Here you go Brock.

https://www.amazon.com/Man-Bun-Original-Clip-Black/dp/B017WRU5JY?tag=viglink21505-20&th=1

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You're seriously, an asshole. Lol

 

[Stanley]

Tired of your pastel shorts?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/106904571/the-romphimtm-your-new-favorite-summer-outfit

 

[DHG1078]

Tired of your pastel shorts?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/106904571/the-romphimtm-your-new-favorite-summer-outfit

 

[Stanley]

lol

 

[lastcall190]

My daughter has a lemon pattern romper. She is 1.5yrs old. What the hell.

EDIT: This thread never fails to deliver a laugh when I see it popped to the top of the page...

 

[HISSMAN]

Tired of your pastel shorts?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/106904571/the-romphimtm-your-new-favorite-summer-outfit

 

[fishpick]

Gay Tactics is the brand, or Tactically Gay, I think...

 

[HISSMAN]

Gay Tactics is the brand, or Tactically Gay, I think...

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Are those pink sweat-shorts that are also cargo shorts? My brain can't process it. I saw the photo and blacked out for a few seconds.

 

[fishpick]

Are those pink sweat-shorts that are also cargo shorts? My brain can't process it. I saw the photo and blacked out for a few seconds.

"Comfort waistband - reduces chafing and allows easy access to your tactical equipment. Easy access magazine and boolet pouch as well as roomy pockets for dilldo storage. Real men wear these Gay Tactically Gay shorts. Padded to prevent butthurt. Official shorts of the Patriots and your mom approved."

Ironically - the description captures the essence of the last 14 pages of this thread...

 

[HISSMAN]

Ironically - the description captures the essence of the last 14 pages of this thread...

True

 

[Deceptive]

Which one of you is this?

When grandma wants to be a fashion designer but doilies are life.


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[HISSMAN]

I'm actually sick of this planet.

 

[lastcall190]