NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS

[Deceptive]

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[PaxtonShelby]

Damn - now it looks like I have to kill my daughter's cat...

 

[Stanley]

Has anyone really considered how much damage a cat could inflict on a sleeping human being?

I know large dogs could kill, but that's expected the same way any large aggressive animal would be.

A 4 pound housecat will have your face torn to **** before you're even awake. Factor in the time it would take to find your bearings, get to a light switch, turn it on, and begin defending oneself.....

Humans are defenseless in their night-sleep.

Many years ago me and some friends visited a friend in Austin and stayed at his apartment. I slept on the floor and one morning I woke up and one of my friends asked me what was wrong with my eye. I couldn't open it and when I got up I noticed blood on my pillow. The damn cat clawed my eyelid and just above my eye. That's when I found out just how sound of a sleeper that I was.

 

[Skitzerman]

A woman's cat took a swat at my ball sack while I was balls deep in the muffin. The cat was declawed, so no harm done and quickly moved away after I farted.

 

[Stanley]

Haha

 

[PaxtonShelby]

LOL!!!! Skitzerman you are one funny CAT!

 

[03Sssnake]

LifeHack

 

[blownstang01]

And the look on his face is "Oh, It's GOING in"

 

[03Sssnake]

And the look on his face is "Oh, It's GOING in"

Might break the door frame, but its going in

 

[Deceptive]

Might break the door frame, but its going in

That door frame has been wrecked for years.


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[03Sssnake]

That door frame has been wrecked for years.


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especially that particular door frame!

 

[PaxtonShelby]

He's going to knock her French doors right off...

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

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[72MachOne99GT]

Cant read 19

 

[SnakePitRacing]

Me neither. Thought it was just me.

 

[DHG1078]

Can't see it.

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

Damm, I see what you guys mean. It was clear on my phone and thought it would be the same on here. I'll find it and repost.

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[svtfocus2cobra]

I found all of them. Some of them are funny as shit lol.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.rearfront.com/highly-offensive-comics/amp/

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[03Sssnake]

 

[murse]