And, of course.......it's Walmart!
That was great, Travis! I played a similar game with a spammer once. Got him convinced that I was interested in meeting him in NYC to complete a "deal". I told him that I was only interested if the transaction was over $10K. Back then, spammers were actually meeting "victims" at actual addresses near JFK. So, I gave him the FBI address in NYC. To this day I really hope he actually went to that address. I would have loved to have seen his face when he got there. LOL.