Road rage, but in the house...

OETKB

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I'm sure the neighbors are wondering "WTF".

My spouse is the nicest, prettiest, kindest woman in the world, until she's not. She can't fathom why I start spitting out F bombs, and GD this and that, and WTF.

It's that sharp stick she manages to pull out of her ass and start poking me with.

*SHEESH*

My old boss was my best friend's dad.
He once said, "Do you know why husbands die first?"

"BECAUSE THEY WANT TO !!"
 

ZYBORG

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Oh hell knows, they be crazy. Wild suckers in the sack though. Love that red landing strip.

Funny that you say that. I have only had one red head and she was boring AF. She was pretty calm overall tho. At this point in life, I think I rather take boring in bed vs a wild in bed and also crazy out of bed. Lol
 

Chancey

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Ive been blessed. I have had a few “OK Corral” relationships in the past, but my current wife is always happy and easy to love. Been this way since we met 13 years ago yesterday. If she ever leaves me, Im going with her! I do realize this is rare and I thank God for it. I hate to see anyone struggle/fight in their relationship. It’s definitely no fun to have a rough time on the homefront.
 

03cobra#694

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Funny that you say that. I have only had one red head and she was boring AF. She was pretty calm overall tho. At this point in life, I think I rather take boring in bed vs a wild in bed and also crazy out of bed. Lol
Odd, this one was insane in a few ways. Not sure if she's even in town. She would call and want me to come over during the work day, and spent a few nights at the house. Huge boobies
Ive been blessed. I have had a few “OK Corral” relationships in the past, but my current wife is always happy and easy to love. Been this way since we met 13 years ago yesterday. If she ever leaves me, Im going with her! I do realize this is rare and I thank God for it. I hate to see anyone struggle/fight in their relationship. It’s definitely no fun to have a rough time on the homefront.
Love my current wife of 24 years, not as wild as she used to be, but we're getting way older. Not sure I could replace her.
Ah yes...the good old days.
True story, and god forbid I edit a post.
 

Sinister04L

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We blow it off and move on, but whooo-weeee, my blood pressure gets elevated.

We've been together for 15 years and we got into a "ok I'm really pissed" argument just once. I'm extremely laid back and my life is a drama free zone.
 

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