The ice fishing is true as hell, saw two guys who walked out onto the grey ice yesterday on local lake. Nice day, but they were the only guys out there.
I've got an old tractor from my pipe fitter grandfather that has a section of tailpipe on it made from threaded pipe. I think it's been on there longer than I've been alive.
And I've got no shame in the random pipe fittings on my car. You can buy the shiny $20 Aeroquip aluminum one, I'm just going to dig it out of the "random loose fittings" drawer.
I see he was going for "clever" but missed the mark. You're not wearing a condom when you're banging a hooker so you don't get her pregnant, just saying...