I think any salad should only include what it is named after, mayo, and seasoning. No berries, veggies, nuts, etc. Can toss a few peppers in the macaroni, that's the line.
Yup, thought that'd be the Onion, had to Google. Stupid me to second guess Florida, that is "real". Only disappointment is Florida man beat the iguana, not "Florida man beats <insert> with iguna". Stand your ground might have actually work then.