While at Clark AB in the PI if you had a suspected STD you went to the "Clinic" which was in the basement of the base hospital. Once you signed in and had completed the 'ole Q-tip in the pecker you were called back and asked what bar the girl(s) worked in? You were handed a photo album with all the current "employees" of said bar. They used this info to ensure the girl gets treated so she won't infect more. That clinic was always busy.I miss making fun of people standing in line at medical with a mystery STD they have no idea how they got, especially the ones that would try to hide by facing the wall ROFL. After Thailand the line would be at least 100 deep for a week straight on an Aircraft carrier, this never happened anywhere else, only after Thailand.
U.M.
Now back to the funny....